NOVELLA SUBMISSIONS

We’re seeking previously unpublished, standalone novellas not tied to any of the author’s existing work (characters, towns, etc.). Bring something fresh and new.

knife png    GENRES: Extreme horror, erotic horror, splatterpunk, bizarro, black comedy, TEOTWAWKI.

Absolutely no zombies. For crying out fucking loud, no zombies. We’re more afraid of Dennis Rodman’s potentially disease-ridden cock than we are of shambling, mindless undead fucks. And we already have enough vampires within Plumfukt Press, so no bloodsuckers either.

knife png  SUBJECT MATTER: No holds barred.

Read that again. We mean it.

We’re not looking for glorification of touchier subjects, of course, but give us gory action and filth and cursing and monsters (human or other). Dig deep into that demented imagination of yours and make us wish we believed in God. Write something so disgusting and disturbing that we have to rinse our mouth of bile every few sentences.

Just be certain every scene, sexual thrust, drop of blood, or profanity fuels the story and the terror.

knife png  LENGTH: We’re leaning toward the upper word count for novellas (40,000), but anything 20,000 – 40,000 words is acceptable.

knife png  MULTIPLE SUBMISSIONS: No. (To clarify, you may submit both a novella and a collection, but not multiple of either.)

knife png  REPRINTS: No. 

knife png  SIMULTANEOUS SUBMISSIONS: Yes. It’s only fair that you’re able to cast your net as far and wide as you like while we ride out the submission deadline and deliberate. Please let us know if it’s accepted elsewhere, though.

PAYMENT/RIGHTS

-Exclusive English-language electronic and print (paperback) rights for 2 years from publication

-Non-exclusive audio, hardcover, and translation rights

-$250 signing bonus (i.e., not an advance against royalties), payable upon receipt of signed contract

-50% royalties

-5 paperback author copies, to be shipped within 30 days of publication

-ebook copy in desired format(s) delivered within 30 days of publication

knife png  ADDITIONAL CAVEATS knife png 

Aside from anthologies, we don’t include forewords, introductions, or the like in any body of work (dedications and bios go in the rear). Why? Because we like to get to the damn story, and we believe our readers want the same thing. Typical front matter, a quick logo page, a generic content warning, ToC if necessary, and the story begins. Nice and simple.

Our formatting style is easy and plain, and purposely so. Extravagant drop caps and chapter headers and whatnot just ain’t our bag. We feel all that detracts from the true purpose of a book or story. (We do print in larger font sizes and on cream-colored paper, though. Easier on the eyeballs.)

We’re keen to UK English, but accepted work will be edited to American English spelling and punctuation (using the Chicago Manual of Style).

Quality is of utmost importance at Plumfukt Press. We’re here to ensure your work shines. Basic proofreading, developmental—we tackle it all. It won’t be easy or pretty. Polish that sucker up before sending it in to lessen the pain.

If you’re ready to submit your novella for consideration, please fill out the form below and attach your manuscript. You’ll get an automated response letting you know we received your submission.

Good luck, sicko!