At the end of the day, we’re all fucked. Plumb fucked. But your reading experiences don’t have to be. Check out what Plumfukt Press has to offer.

At Plumfukt Press, we cater to horror-loving adults, virtually no topic is off limits, we love not-so-happy endings, and we’ll never hire sensitivity readers—truly unapologetic horror! We also place quality over quantity and pretty formatting styles, preferring simple and easy instead.

Censorship has no place in horror. Much of the work Plumfukt Press will release contains graphic sex, violence, gore, and language that would make your senile grandpa proud. Don’t like it? Then fuck off, ya little shit.

Still here? Scope out our Books page. More will be added soon!

We might all be plumb fucked, but your writing doesn’t have to be.

We’re word whores who cater to short and long forms of work by people from all walks of life, not just horror fiction writers. Click on the PlumPolished Editing Services tab at the top of the page for detailed info.

Got a dissertation, essay, or article ready and need some hawk-like eyes to catch grammatical or punctuation errors? A garage sale ad you want to plaster in newspapers or on Marketplace/Buy Sell Trade sites? Trying to go viral without dealing with snide grammar comments? Reach out. We might be able to give you a hand.

Rules were meant to be broken. Though our editing bible is the Chicago Manual of Style, we’re flexible and keen to different guides so long as they abide by basic grammar and punctuation rules. (Primary exception: Plumfukt anthologies will always adhere to our house style.)

We celebrate diversity in all forms: race, age, religion, sex, sexual orientation, physicality, and even attitude/personality. After all, we’re all human. Though we don’t want to censor your work, we won’t tolerate hate speech or bullying in interpersonal real-world Plumfukt interactions. (Grumpy, sarcastic, foul-mouthed comments? Sure!)

If this sounds good to you, you’re safe here, buttercup. But if terms like buttercup offend you, you may as well kick rocks. Plumfukt Press is not for the weak.