Do you smell that in the air?
No, not that fresh, fetid pile of steaming dog shit which is now the centerpiece of your lawn. That other scent. The one that smells like . . . madness?
Maybe it’s because THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR I: DARK INTENTIONS is now available as an audiobook, or because the second in the trilogy, PATRIARCH, has entered production? Either way, you can join the War at your online Audible or iTunes recruiting stations today:
Audible: http://bit.ly/HUW1_DarkIntentions
iTunes: https://apple.co/3fRrZ1G
Nah, it’s more than that. The madness is tickling our olfactory receptors and making us giddy.
To celebrate these odd orgasmic feelings, we’ll be offering all Plumfukt titles for 99 cents each on Kindle now through 06/08/21. You can find them all on our Books page.
But that’s not all. During the entire month of June, you’ll have chances to win free promo codes for the first aforementioned Plumfukt audiobook. All you’ll have to do is comment on our Facebook page or tweets from @plumfuktpress when prompted and you’re entered to win. No right or wrong answers. Too fuckin’ easy.
Shit. One sec. I’m cleaning. Allergies. I have to—
Pardon me.
Ugh. I hate spring cleaning. How about you? Did you do any this year?
Did it include dusting off original, unpublished manuscripts that might titillate the Plumfukt crowd, by chance?
We only ask because rumor has it we’ll be opening up for novella and collection subs in the near future. (It’s us. We started the rumor.)
Yeah.
Madness.
We might all be plumb fucked, so let’s revel in it.
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