JOIN THE WAR FOR FREE – SALE STARTS NOW!


PLUMFUKT PRESS KINDLE FREEBIE AND COUNTDOWN DEALS
(US & UK)

Thursday, October 28 through Monday, November 1, 2021


We need fresh meat for the front lines.

Join the War for free. If your first vicious, gruesome battle doesn’t make you go AWOL, nab the rest of the series for under two bucks/quid.

And if all-out war against non-sparkly, brutal vampires is too tame for you, your more extreme fetishes and taboos might be best explored in BITS ‘N’ PIECES, also under a buck/quid.

THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR I: DARK INTENTIONS
*FREE*

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
Kindle US and UK

ALL OTHER PLUMFUKT TITLES $0.99/£0.99

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
Kindle US and UK


SEVEN DAYS, A FREEBIE/KINDLE COUNTDOWNS, AND . . . A SEXY ALIEN?

As Halloween approaches, we’ve gotten lost in the season: the rattling leaves, deepening darkness, lengthening shadows, biting autumn winds. It’s the prime time for scary movies, hoodies, blood, guts, gore, and more.

It’s also the deadline for our novella and collection submission calls, ya fuckin’ slacker.

seven days

No, that’s not how many days you have left to live. You’ve got seven days including today to get your work polished and submitted before we close our doors and sift through the victims.

SUBMISSION GUIDELINES


JOIN THE WAR—FOR FREE

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
Kindle US and UK

The front lines are dwindling and we need fresh meat, so we’re offering DARK INTENTIONS, the first book in Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR dark fantasy vampire trilogy, for free on Kindle US and UK from Thursday, October 28 through Monday, November 1, 2021.

No fear, horror lovers. These ain’t your daddy’s pussy-ass vampires . . .

Click the corresponding image to join the War.

OTHER KINDLE COUNTDOWN DEALS

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
Kindle US and UK

You can finish what you start by also grabbing the second and third books, PATRIARCH and A KINGDOM’S FALL, on Kindle Countdown Deals for 99c/p apiece for the duration of that time. Find out which race survives the War, but make sure you’ve aligned with the right side first . . .

And if seedier, grosser, more extreme short pieces are what make your gumdrop nipples harden, you can nab BITS ‘N’ PIECES for 99c/p as well. Featuring a wide array of styles, topics, and horror subgenres, it’s a great collection to cuddle up to after you’ve disposed of those rotting corpses.

Didn’t WE mention a sexy alien?

Oh, yeah. We did!

We watched the latest season of American Horror Story and, while unimpressed on many fronts, we found ourselves salivating over Angelica Ross’s portrayal of a hybrid human-alien.

That big eye, though . . . Mmm.

Just us?

Oh.

Anyway . . . Have an unsafe and evil Halloween, psychos!



Midyear Madness: Audiobook, Kindle Countdowns, Spring Cleaning

Do you smell that in the air?

No, not that fresh, fetid pile of steaming dog shit which is now the centerpiece of your lawn. That other scent. The one that smells like . . . madness?

Maybe it’s because THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR I: DARK INTENTIONS is now available as an audiobook, or because the second in the trilogy, PATRIARCH, has entered production? Either way, you can join the War at your online Audible or iTunes recruiting stations today:

Audible: http://bit.ly/HUW1_DarkIntentions

iTunes: https://apple.co/3fRrZ1G

Nah, it’s more than that. The madness is tickling our olfactory receptors and making us giddy.

To celebrate these odd orgasmic feelings, we’ll be offering all Plumfukt titles for 99 cents each on Kindle now through 06/08/21. You can find them all on our Books page.

But that’s not all. During the entire month of June, you’ll have chances to win free promo codes for the first aforementioned Plumfukt audiobook. All you’ll have to do is comment on our Facebook page or tweets from @plumfuktpress when prompted and you’re entered to win. No right or wrong answers. Too fuckin’ easy.

Shit. One sec. I’m cleaning. Allergies. I have to—

Pardon me.

Ugh. I hate spring cleaning. How about you? Did you do any this year?

Did it include dusting off original, unpublished manuscripts that might titillate the Plumfukt crowd, by chance?

We only ask because rumor has it we’ll be opening up for novella and collection subs in the near future. (It’s us. We started the rumor.)

Yeah.

Madness.

We might all be plumb fucked, so let’s revel in it.