Plumfukt Horror Freebie and Kindle Countdown Deals, through November 1

Because we like you, we’re offering our titles at steep discounts to celebrate the only fucking holiday that ever matters: Halloween!

Beginning now through 11:59 p.m. CST on Monday, November 1, you can get Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s first collection of horror shorts, drabbles, and dark poetry for FREE on Kindle! Ranging from extreme horror to psychological to dark comedy, and tackling subjects from depression to racism to climate change, Bits ‘n’ Pieces is sure to leave you with a few goosebumps, boners/moistness, chills, vomit-inducing facial expressions, and things to think on. Grab it now by clicking the pic below.

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In addition, all 3 of the Human-Undead War titles are just 99 cents each on Kindle for the same duration . Click the pics below and join the war, before it’s too late.

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Celebrate Halloween 2020 the right way by distancing with some well-written horror and dark fantasy, ya sickos!

Human-Undead War Trilogy FREE for a limited time!

Is your city locked down? Are you on paid leave from the job? Self-quarantined?

Starting to feel like we’re all plumb fucked?

Then you’ve come to the right place.

To combat cabin fever and isolation, The Human-Undead War Trilogy is FREE on Kindle Thursday 03/19 through Monday 03/23!

After wiping your ass with that stockpile of toilet paper (ya fuckin’ hoarder), sink your fangs into this epic dark fantasy/horror vampire trilogy. These vamps don’t sparkle, and COVID-19 won’t stop them from ripping your guts out.

Click the cover images to get your FREE copies now.

Enjoy, and please consider leaving reviews!