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INDEPENDENCE DAY SALE: 3 freebies, all other titles $0.99/£0.99!

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The 4th of July marks Independence Day in the United States, which we backstabbing Yanks tend to celebrate with barbecues, pool parties, yard games, alcohol, and fireworks. But it’s definitely about more than ogling skimpily clad women and sucking down wieners . . . 

Yay, the Fourth of July in the US is about bravery, facing adversity, ushering in change, and granting certain rights to citizens. It is about the birth of our nation.

And THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR is about its death.

In reverence of freedom, we are offering the entire HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR TRILOGY for FREE now through Thursday, July 4, 2024.* All other Plumfukt Press titles will be reduced to $0.99/£0.99 each through Sunday, July 7, 2024. 

Visit our Books page to find universal links. And, as always, all Plumfukt titles are available on Kindle Unlimited.

We appreciate the liberties afforded us by the brave individuals who have fought valiantly for them. Without freedom, we’d be fucked. Plumb fucked.

*THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR trilogy will then be marked down to $0.99/£0.99 each with the other Plumfukt titles from July 5, 2024 through July 7, 2024.

Print pricing increases, effective immediately

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In May, Amazon announced they would be increasing printing costs on June 20, 2023. Rather than make a rash preemptive decision, we waited to see how it would impact our Plumfukt authors. In some cases, there was no change. But in other instances, our disturbed wordsmiths would be receiving at least 25% less in royalty compensation for their hard work.

We don’t give two shits about how it impacts us as a publisher. We’re not in this biz to become rich. Our goal has always been to produce high quality, well polished dark fiction, and to treat our authors with more than a modicum of respect.

Thus, after some deliberation, we have decided to increase all print book prices by $1.00 (or rough equivalency in other currencies). 

Ebook and audiobook prices remain unscathed, and all titles are available with your Kindle Unlimited subscription.

Even with this slight printing increase, we are proud to offer stories at prices that match or fall below the industry average. We hope you continue grabbing our books. We like that shit . . . probably a little too much, if our rock-hard, protruding nips are any indication.

We may also be expanding our catalog soon, so stick around. Or get fucked.

Plumb fucked.


Memorial day flash sale: Freebies and $0.99/£0.99!

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Memorial Day often marks the true beginning of summertime in the USA. Though most red-blooded Americans believe this holiday is about backyard barbecues, three-day weekends, and family time, they’d be wrong.



To honor those who served their country and gave their lives to defend it, we’re offering three of our titles for FREE tomorrow, May 25, 2023 through Memorial Day on Monday, May 29. The others will be marked down to $0.99/£0.99* during this time. Visit our Books page to find universal links. And, as always, all Plumfukt titles are available on Kindle Unlimited.

We appreciate the liberties afforded us by the brave men and women who have died in the line of duty. Because of them, we can proudly say, every day: Get fucked. Plumb fucked.

** BONUS! **


*The fools at Amazon refuse to correct an automated update to THE RACK & CUE, and we can only offer it at $0.99 on the US marketplace. Due to this fuck-up, we will send ANYONE who reaches out via our Contact page a free Kindle-compatible (.mobi) copy of the brutal billiards tale by the Wild Welshman, David Owain Hughes!

Horror lovers sale – all plumfukt titles $0.99/£0.99 through valentine’s day!

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Do you smell that?

No, not the pleasant, irony scent of spilled blood, nor the pungent aroma of death loosening tight bowels.

Whatever it is, it reeks of adoration for quality dark fiction.



To celebrate love for unapologetic horror, we’re offering all of our titles for $0.99/£0.99 on your Kindle device today through Tuesday, February 14*. Visit our Books page to find both US and UK links.

And, as always, all Plumfukt titles are available on Kindle Unlimited.

This Valentine’s Day, get fucked. Plumb fucked.



*Let us extend your pleasure! Due to an oversight, I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME by Douglas J. Ogurek will be available at  $0.99/£0.99 from February 9 through February 15 instead.