Category: free ebooks

Memorial day flash sale: Freebies and $0.99/£0.99!

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Memorial Day often marks the true beginning of summertime in the USA. Though most red-blooded Americans believe this holiday is about backyard barbecues, three-day weekends, and family time, they’d be wrong.



To honor those who served their country and gave their lives to defend it, we’re offering three of our titles for FREE tomorrow, May 25, 2023 through Memorial Day on Monday, May 29. The others will be marked down to $0.99/£0.99* during this time. Visit our Books page to find universal links. And, as always, all Plumfukt titles are available on Kindle Unlimited.

We appreciate the liberties afforded us by the brave men and women who have died in the line of duty. Because of them, we can proudly say, every day: Get fucked. Plumb fucked.

** BONUS! **


*The fools at Amazon refuse to correct an automated update to THE RACK & CUE, and we can only offer it at $0.99 on the US marketplace. Due to this fuck-up, we will send ANYONE who reaches out via our Contact page a free Kindle-compatible (.mobi) copy of the brutal billiards tale by the Wild Welshman, David Owain Hughes!

JOIN THE WAR FOR FREE – SALE STARTS NOW!

Posted on by jondrashek in collection, dark fantasy, drabbles, ebooks, free, free ebooks, Halloween, horror, Human-Undead War, Kindle Countdowns, Plumfukt, poetry, short stories, submissions, trilogy, vampires, war

PLUMFUKT PRESS KINDLE FREEBIE AND COUNTDOWN DEALS
(US & UK)

Thursday, October 28 through Monday, November 1, 2021

We need fresh meat for the front lines.

Join the War for free. If your first vicious, gruesome battle doesn’t make you go AWOL, nab the rest of the series for under two bucks/quid.

And if all-out war against non-sparkly, brutal vampires is too tame for you, your more extreme fetishes and taboos might be best explored in BITS ‘N’ PIECES, also under a buck/quid.

THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR I: DARK INTENTIONS
*FREE*

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
–Kindle US and UK–

ALL OTHER PLUMFUKT TITLES $0.99/£0.99

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
–Kindle US and UK–

SEVEN DAYS, A FREEBIE/KINDLE COUNTDOWNS, AND . . . A SEXY ALIEN?

Posted on by jondrashek in collection, dark fantasy, drabbles, ebooks, free, free ebooks, Halloween, horror, Human-Undead War, Kindle Countdowns, Plumfukt, poetry, short stories, submissions, trilogy, vampires, war

As Halloween approaches, we’ve gotten lost in the season: the rattling leaves, deepening darkness, lengthening shadows, biting autumn winds. It’s the prime time for scary movies, hoodies, blood, guts, gore, and more.

It’s also the deadline for our novella and collection submission calls, ya fuckin’ slacker.

seven days

No, that’s not how many days you have left to live. You’ve got seven days including today to get your work polished and submitted before we close our doors and sift through the victims.

–SUBMISSION GUIDELINES–

JOIN THE WAR—FOR FREE

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
–Kindle US and UK–

The front lines are dwindling and we need fresh meat, so we’re offering DARK INTENTIONS, the first book in Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR dark fantasy vampire trilogy, for free on Kindle US and UK from Thursday, October 28 through Monday, November 1, 2021.

No fear, horror lovers. These ain’t your daddy’s pussy-ass vampires . . .

Click the corresponding image to join the War.

OTHER KINDLE COUNTDOWN DEALS

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
–Kindle US and UK–

You can finish what you start by also grabbing the second and third books, PATRIARCH and A KINGDOM’S FALL, on Kindle Countdown Deals for 99c/p apiece for the duration of that time. Find out which race survives the War, but make sure you’ve aligned with the right side first . . .

And if seedier, grosser, more extreme short pieces are what make your gumdrop nipples harden, you can nab BITS ‘N’ PIECES for 99c/p as well. Featuring a wide array of styles, topics, and horror subgenres, it’s a great collection to cuddle up to after you’ve disposed of those rotting corpses.

Didn’t WE mention a sexy alien?

Oh, yeah. We did!

We watched the latest season of American Horror Story and, while unimpressed on many fronts, we found ourselves salivating over Angelica Ross’s portrayal of a hybrid human-alien.

That big eye, though . . . Mmm.

Just us?

Oh.

Anyway . . . Have an unsafe and evil Halloween, psychos!



Plumfukt Horror Freebie and Kindle Countdown Deals, through November 1

Posted on by jondrashek in dark fantasy, drabbles, ebooks, free, free ebooks, horror, Human-Undead War, Plumfukt, poetry, short stories, trilogy, vampires, war

Because we like you, we’re offering our titles at steep discounts to celebrate the only fucking holiday that ever matters: Halloween!

Beginning now through 11:59 p.m. CST on Monday, November 1, you can get Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s first collection of horror shorts, drabbles, and dark poetry for FREE on Kindle! Ranging from extreme horror to psychological to dark comedy, and tackling subjects from depression to racism to climate change, Bits ‘n’ Pieces is sure to leave you with a few goosebumps, boners/moistness, chills, vomit-inducing facial expressions, and things to think on. Grab it now by clicking the pic below.

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In addition, all 3 of the Human-Undead War titles are just 99 cents each on Kindle for the same duration . Click the pics below and join the war, before it’s too late.

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Celebrate Halloween 2020 the right way by distancing with some well-written horror and dark fantasy, ya sickos!

Human-Undead War Trilogy FREE for a limited time!

Posted on by jondrashek in coronapocalypse, dark fantasy, ebooks, free, free ebooks, horror, Human-Undead War, isolation, Plumfukt, trilogy, vampires, war

Is your city locked down? Are you on paid leave from the job? Self-quarantined?

Starting to feel like we’re all plumb fucked?

Then you’ve come to the right place.

To combat cabin fever and isolation, The Human-Undead War Trilogy is FREE on Kindle Thursday 03/19 through Monday 03/23!

After wiping your ass with that stockpile of toilet paper (ya fuckin’ hoarder), sink your fangs into this epic dark fantasy/horror vampire trilogy. These vamps don’t sparkle, and COVID-19 won’t stop them from ripping your guts out.

Click the cover images to get your FREE copies now.

Enjoy, and please consider leaving reviews!