$0.99/£0.99 Halloween sale Oct. 27 – Nov. 2 – all plumfukt titles

Have you consumed everything Plumfukt has to offer?

Have you experienced the Human-Undead War, an epic dark fantasy trilogy which reviewers have lauded as a gory adventure that would make for an action-packed movie? It turns traditional vampire lore on its head. These ain’t your daddy’s pussy-ass, sparkly vamps . . .

Have you tasted the rancid meat of Bits ‘n’ Pieces, a collection of drabbles, shorts, and poetry that runs the gamut of horror from extreme to psychological? Modern issues are tackled without regard for your feelings in this one. Heed the warning. It’s not meant for the weak.

Have you cringed and flinched at the vivid, disgusting descriptions in Douglas J. Ogurek’s I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time, which likewise confronts realities and social issues without hesitation? One reviewer had great things to say about it, including an emphatic “blech!”

If you have yet to wander into the Plumfukt universe, your chance to grab our offerings at low, low prices is nigh. From Thursday, October 27 through Wednesday, November 2, all Plumfukt titles will be reduced to $0.99/£0.99 on your Kindle device.

Visit our Books page on our website to find both US and UK links.

This Halloween, treat yourself to some unapologetic horror!

QUICKIE EXCERPT: “MUFFBALL MORVA AND THE ULTRAVIOLENT STEROIDS LEAGUE”

Since it’s still baseball season, we figured you’d want to see what the future of such a sport might hold for us if misogyny and drug abuse were to go unchecked. Enjoy.

MUFFBALL MORVA AND THE ULTRAVIOLENT STEROIDS LEAGUE

The one-eyed pitcher Morva Gagglegulch smiles and sticks her hand down her pants. She pulls it out and raises a wad of blood and muck. The crowd—forty thousand deadbeats, dirtbags, and sociopaths strong—chants “MUFF-BALL, MUFF-BALL.” At least one-third of them shakes the flowering branches of the morva redcoil tree. 

Kaboom Thorncock, his sleeveless jersey displaying a steroids-enhanced arm with more crags and valleys than Paul Bunyan’s first poop of the morning, holds his bat by his crotch and thrusts his hips forward. His voice grinds through the speakers in Juiced Park. “You know what a socket-cockit is, Morva Gagonmyjunk? It’s when a guy fucks a blind bitch’s eye socket. That’s what I’m gonna do to you.”

One of few Penetrators fans shouts “kaaa-BOOOM!” and squirts glowing gel from a tube he holds by his groin. 

Morva smothers her cooter soup over the ball and pushes a knuckle into the patch that covers her missing left eye—the work of Thorncock.

One fan sees himself on the scoreboard screen. He shows his ballbag, which bears a tattoo of the Venging Butchers logo, then bites off the breasts and vagina of a PenetrateWhore doll. The scoreboard also shows that Morva’s Butchers are up two-one over the Penetrators with two out in the bottom of the ninth. The Penetrators have a man on first and the Ultraviolent Steroids League’s most feared slugger at the plate.

Morva feels her back pocket for the Bluemby, a candy whose blue dye causes a severe allergic reaction when she eats it.

Thorncock snorts and kicks dirt with cleats that say “BITCH BLINDERS.” The spikes on his batting gloves glimmer as he jabs his index and middle fingers toward his left eye. “Why you smiling, Morevadge Gagglegulch? Throw it, or I’m gonna come over there and bury my foot in your mound.”

The crowd responds with vulgarities and expulsions. One guy takes off his sock, wipes his butt with it, and yells “Thorncock, eat my sock” before hurling it toward the field.
Morva winds up, then performs her trademark shriek as she releases the ball. Hundreds of cameras flash as the ball, spitting Morva’s crotch sauce, speeds toward Thorncock and drops drastically.

Thorncock yells his patented “kaaa-BOOOM!” and swings for the stadium’s farthest home run torment target—the one that crushes twelve people and sprays their blood on the fans. He misses the pitch by a mile. The Butchers fans go elephant-balls and the morva redcoil flowers jounce in a spasm of scarlet.

But Thorncock does something unexpected: he holds up four fingers and points them at Morva. When most players in the Ultraviolent Steroids League strike out, that’s it. But Thorncock takes beanball option four.

That puts revenge in Muffball Morva’s grasp. So she does what she always does on the diamond: she smiles.

“Muffball Morva and the Ultraviolent Steroids League” is one of twelve short stories available in I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INESTINE AT A TIME by Douglas J. Ogurek.

Click the image below and find out why society is fucked. Plumb fucked.

NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON

Our latest offering is now available on Amazon.

I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME, the inaugural collection from Douglas J. Ogurek, contains 12 unabashedly over-the-top stories which merge horror and bizarro elements while remaining true to the unsplatterpunk subgenre’s focus on a positive message.

As you peel and squelch your way through these vile contents, be prepared to lose your lunch and learn a lesson . . . one intestine at a time.

Click the image to nab an ebook copy today. (Paperback coming soon!)

COVER REVEAL: I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME

I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME by Douglas J. Ogurek, the founder of unsplatterpunk, is a collection of twelve stories that highlight how our society is fucked.

Plumb fucked.

Check out the cover below!


This unique artwork, created by the inimitable Kevin Enhart, contains images from the stories that perfectly capture the overall mood of this badass, gross, and gory yet uplifting collection.

I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME will release in late July 2022. Stay tuned for the official date and links!

I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME

Organs, excretions, and severed limbs play a bleeding role in Douglas J. Ogurek’s inaugural collection. These unabashedly over-the-top stories merge horror and bizarro elements while remaining true to the unsplatterpunk subgenre’s focus on a positive message.

Children inflict excruciating injuries on their eager parents. The two most revered distracters face off in a bowling match. The Ultraviolent Steroids League’s only female player pitches against the misogynistic brute responsible for her missing eye. Young men race to ejaculate while watching fictitious torture and murder scenes. A narcissistic businessman gets initiated into a secret society with a gruesome hobby. The Loch Ness Monster comes out of hiding in a ferocious display while a seductive woman convinces a corporate executive to desecrate his own body. A dolt gains intelligence and self-confidence when he discovers secret messages in his feces. Two Cliché Assassins, Inc. employees go on a dangerous and cliché-ridden mission.

As you peel and squelch your way through these vile contents, be prepared to lose your lunch and learn a lesson . . . one intestine at a time.


(Check out Douglas J. Ogurek’s website and follow him on Twitter!)

THis summer, prepare to get fucked . . . one intestine at a time

In late 2021, we opened to submissions. And we’re quite pleased to announce the founder of unsplatterpunk, Douglas J. Ogurek, has signed with Plumfukt Press!

The unabashedly over-the-top stories in Ogurek’s I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME merge horror and bizarro elements while remaining true to the unsplatterpunk subgenre’s focus on a positive message.

Find out more, plus how you can get free audiobook codes for THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR I and II, by checking out our latest newsletter.

This summer, Douglas J. Ogurek’s inaugural collection will leave you thinking society is fucked.

Plumb fucked.