Memorial Day often marks the true beginning of summertime in the USA. Though most red-blooded Americans believe this holiday is about backyard barbecues, three-day weekends, and family time, they’d be wrong.
To honor those who served their country and gave their lives to defend it, we’re offering three of our titles for FREE tomorrow, May 25, 2023 through Memorial Day on Monday, May 29. The others will be marked down to $0.99/£0.99* during this time. Visit our Books page to find universal links. And, as always, all Plumfukt titles are available on Kindle Unlimited.
We appreciate the liberties afforded us by the brave men and women who have died in the line of duty. Because of them, we can proudly say, every day: Get fucked. Plumb fucked.
** BONUS! **
*The fools at Amazon refuse to correct an automated update to THE RACK & CUE, and we can only offer it at $0.99 on the US marketplace. Due to this fuck-up, we will send ANYONE who reaches out via our Contact page a free Kindle-compatible (.mobi) copy of the brutal billiards tale by the Wild Welshman, David Owain Hughes!
No, not the pleasant, irony scent of spilled blood, nor the pungent aroma of death loosening tight bowels.
Whatever it is, it reeks of adoration for quality dark fiction.
To celebrate love for unapologetic horror, we’re offering all of our titles for $0.99/£0.99 on your Kindle device today through Tuesday, February 14*. Visit our Books page to find both US and UK links.
And, as always, all Plumfukt titles are available on Kindle Unlimited.
This Valentine’s Day, get fucked. Plumb fucked.
*Let us extend your pleasure! Due to an oversight, I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME by Douglas J. Ogurek will be available at $0.99/£0.99 from February 9 through February 15 instead.
Have you consumed everything Plumfukt has to offer?
Have you experienced the Human-Undead War, an epic dark fantasy trilogy which reviewers have lauded as a gory adventure that would make for an action-packed movie? It turns traditional vampire lore on its head. These ain’t your daddy’s pussy-ass, sparkly vamps . . .
Have you tasted the rancid meat of Bits ‘n’ Pieces, a collection of drabbles, shorts, and poetry that runs the gamut of horror from extreme to psychological? Modern issues are tackled without regard for your feelings in this one. Heed the warning. It’s not meant for the weak.
Have you cringed and flinched at the vivid, disgusting descriptions in Douglas J. Ogurek’s I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time, which likewise confronts realities and social issues without hesitation? One reviewer had great things to say about it, including an emphatic “blech!”
If you have yet to wander into the Plumfukt universe, your chance to grab our offerings at low, low prices is nigh. From Thursday, October 27 through Wednesday, November 2, all Plumfukt titles will be reduced to $0.99/£0.99 on your Kindle device.
Visit our Books page on our website to find both US and UK links.
This Halloween, treat yourself to some unapologetic horror!
Our next release has fuckin’ rad artwork that we want to show off.
Behold, the cover for Bits ‘n’ Pieces by Jonathan Edward Ondrashek, with art by Kevin Enhart!
And here’s the synopsis:
24 TALES OF HORROR AND DARKNESS
A horny serial killer realizes his own shallowness when he crosses the wrong stripper. When a souped-up unique Chevy Cavalier’s owner is threatened, the car develops plans of its own. A pizza delivery driver enacts immediate payback against a cheapskate who never tips. Two young siblings learn the difference between imagined horrors and real-world terror. An author’s mind cracks and he takes his rage out on those around him.
The impact of climate change. The ramifications of a second American civil war. Greed. Depression. Racism. Revenge.
These are only a few of the tales and topics covered in Bits ’n’ Pieces, Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s first collection of horror shorts, drabbles, and dark poetry.
Heed the obligatory warning inside. Bits ’n’ Pieces may push boundaries and is not intended for the weak.
THE BITS ’N’ PIECES * 10 previously published short stories * 2 new shorts not yet published elsewhere! * 8 brand new drabbles (stories of exactly 100 words) * 4 resurrected dark poems
Stay tuned – this bad motherfucker will be available by April 1!