Print pricing increases, effective immediately

In May, Amazon announced they would be increasing printing costs on June 20, 2023. Rather than make a rash preemptive decision, we waited to see how it would impact our Plumfukt authors. In some cases, there was no change. But in other instances, our disturbed wordsmiths would be receiving at least 25% less in royalty compensation for their hard work.

We don’t give two shits about how it impacts us as a publisher. We’re not in this biz to become rich. Our goal has always been to produce high quality, well polished dark fiction, and to treat our authors with more than a modicum of respect.

Thus, after some deliberation, we have decided to increase all print book prices by $1.00 (or rough equivalency in other currencies). 

Ebook and audiobook prices remain unscathed, and all titles are available with your Kindle Unlimited subscription.

Even with this slight printing increase, we are proud to offer stories at prices that match or fall below the industry average. We hope you continue grabbing our books. We like that shit . . . probably a little too much, if our rock-hard, protruding nips are any indication.

We may also be expanding our catalog soon, so stick around. Or get fucked.

Plumb fucked.


Memorial day flash sale: Freebies and $0.99/£0.99!

Memorial Day often marks the true beginning of summertime in the USA. Though most red-blooded Americans believe this holiday is about backyard barbecues, three-day weekends, and family time, they’d be wrong.



To honor those who served their country and gave their lives to defend it, we’re offering three of our titles for FREE tomorrow, May 25, 2023 through Memorial Day on Monday, May 29. The others will be marked down to $0.99/£0.99* during this time. Visit our Books page to find universal links. And, as always, all Plumfukt titles are available on Kindle Unlimited.

We appreciate the liberties afforded us by the brave men and women who have died in the line of duty. Because of them, we can proudly say, every day: Get fucked. Plumb fucked.

** BONUS! **


*The fools at Amazon refuse to correct an automated update to THE RACK & CUE, and we can only offer it at $0.99 on the US marketplace. Due to this fuck-up, we will send ANYONE who reaches out via our Contact page a free Kindle-compatible (.mobi) copy of the brutal billiards tale by the Wild Welshman, David Owain Hughes!

Horror lovers sale – all plumfukt titles $0.99/£0.99 through valentine’s day!

Do you smell that?

No, not the pleasant, irony scent of spilled blood, nor the pungent aroma of death loosening tight bowels.

Whatever it is, it reeks of adoration for quality dark fiction.



To celebrate love for unapologetic horror, we’re offering all of our titles for $0.99/£0.99 on your Kindle device today through Tuesday, February 14*. Visit our Books page to find both US and UK links.

And, as always, all Plumfukt titles are available on Kindle Unlimited.

This Valentine’s Day, get fucked. Plumb fucked.



*Let us extend your pleasure! Due to an oversight, I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD . . . ONE INTESTINE AT A TIME by Douglas J. Ogurek will be available at  $0.99/£0.99 from February 9 through February 15 instead.

NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON: THE RACK & CUE by DAVID OWAIN HUGHES

Sweeney Todd meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre

THE RACK & CUE by David Owain Hughes is an epic two-part novel revolving around a pub in the middle of nowhere. With seedy characters and sinister deeds, it’s a tale of a killer pool tournament you’ll never forget.


Click the cover image below to nab an eBook copy. Paperback to follow.

THE RACK & CUE

Welcome to the Rack and Cue, a traditional pub handed down through the generations and set off a now beaten track.

When a hellish storm hits, closing most roads and barring their way home, travelers seek shelter at the Rack and Cue. Enticed by tasty beer and delicious homemade food from the owner, Porky, the weary outsiders mingle with the local patrons, bikers, and hustlers. The promise of a hefty cash prize also prompts them to join the yearly winner-takes-all pool tournament set to start that night.

But all is not as it seems. Losers of each round disappear and never return, and the competitors find they may be playing for their lives.

And as the tournament nears its close, chaos erupts, and vicious visitors with dark secrets come seeking vengeance.


(Check out David Owain Hughes’s website and follow him on Twitter or Facebook!)

COVER REVEAL: THE RACK & CUE

THE RACK & CUE by David Owain Hughes is an epic two-part novel revolving around a pub in the middle of nowhere. With its seedy characters, sinister deeds, and From Dusk Till Dawn vibes, it’s a tale that’ll make you want to grab a pint and bust some balls—billiard balls, ya fuckin’ perv!

Fresh edits, fresh artwork, and a slightly different story—check out the cover below.


This original artwork, created by the inimitable Kevin Enhart, perfectly captures the overall essence of this wicked story and provides a stark image of the fictional pub’s swaying sign.

THE RACK & CUE will release in November 2022. Stay tuned for the official date and links!

THE RACK & CUE

Welcome to the Rack and Cue, a traditional pub handed down through the generations and set off a now beaten track.

When a hellish storm hits, closing most roads and barring their way home, travelers seek shelter at the Rack and Cue. Enticed by tasty beer and delicious homemade food from the owner, Porky, the weary outsiders mingle with the local patrons, bikers, and hustlers. The promise of a hefty cash prize also prompts them to join the yearly winner-takes-all pool tournament set to start that night.

But all is not as it seems. Losers of each round disappear and never return, and the competitors find they may be playing for their lives.

And as the tournament nears its close, chaos erupts, and vicious visitors with dark secrets come seeking vengeance.


(Check out David Owain Hughes’s website and follow him on Twitter or Facebook!)