PLUMFUKT PRESS KINDLE FREEBIE AND COUNTDOWN DEALS (US & UK)
Thursday, October 28 through Monday, November 1, 2021
We need fresh meat for the front lines.
Join the War for free. If your first vicious, gruesome battle doesn’t make you go AWOL, nab the rest of the series for under two bucks/quid.
And if all-out war against non-sparkly, brutal vampires is too tame for you, your more extreme fetishes and taboos might be best explored in BITS ‘N’ PIECES, also under a buck/quid.
THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR I: DARK INTENTIONS *FREE*
Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1 –Kindle US and UK–
ALL OTHER PLUMFUKT TITLES $0.99/£0.99
Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1 –Kindle US and UK–
As Halloween approaches, we’ve gotten lost in the season: the rattling leaves, deepening darkness, lengthening shadows, biting autumn winds. It’s the prime time for scary movies, hoodies, blood, guts, gore, and more.
It’s also the deadline for our novella and collection submission calls, ya fuckin’ slacker.
seven days
No, that’s not how many days you have left to live. You’ve got seven days including today to get your work polished and submitted before we close our doors and sift through the victims.
Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1 –Kindle US and UK–
The front lines are dwindling and we need fresh meat, so we’re offering DARK INTENTIONS, the first book in Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR dark fantasy vampire trilogy, for free on Kindle US and UK from Thursday, October 28 through Monday, November 1, 2021.
No fear, horror lovers. These ain’t your daddy’s pussy-ass vampires . . .
Click the corresponding image to join the War.
OTHER KINDLE COUNTDOWN DEALS
Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1 –Kindle US and UK–
You can finish what you start by also grabbing the second and third books, PATRIARCH and A KINGDOM’S FALL, on Kindle Countdown Deals for 99c/p apiece for the duration of that time. Find out which race survives the War, but make sure you’ve aligned with the right side first . . .
And if seedier, grosser, more extreme short pieces are what make your gumdrop nipples harden, you can nab BITS ‘N’ PIECES for 99c/p as well. Featuring a wide array of styles, topics, and horror subgenres, it’s a great collection to cuddle up to after you’ve disposed of those rotting corpses.
Didn’t WE mention a sexy alien?
Oh, yeah. We did!
We watched the latest season of American Horror Story and, while unimpressed on many fronts, we found ourselves salivating over Angelica Ross’s portrayal of a hybrid human-alien.
That big eye, though . . . Mmm.
Just us?
Oh.
Anyway . . . Have an unsafe and evil Halloween, psychos!
Because we like you, we’re offering our titles at steep discounts to celebrate the only fucking holiday that ever matters: Halloween!
Beginning now through 11:59 p.m. CST on Monday, November 1, you can get Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s first collection of horror shorts, drabbles, and dark poetry for FREE on Kindle! Ranging from extreme horror to psychological to dark comedy, and tackling subjects from depression to racism to climate change, Bits ‘n’ Pieces is sure to leave you with a few goosebumps, boners/moistness, chills, vomit-inducing facial expressions, and things to think on. Grab it now by clicking the pic below.
In addition, all 3 of the Human-Undead War titles are just 99 cents each on Kindle for the same duration . Click the pics below and join the war, before it’s too late.
Celebrate Halloween 2020 the right way by distancing with some well-written horror and dark fantasy, ya sickos!
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