Category: Halloween

$0.99/£0.99 Halloween sale Oct. 27 – Nov. 2 – all plumfukt titles

Posted on by jondrashek in announcement, collection, dark, dark fantasy, drabbles, ebooks, Halloween, horror, Human-Undead War, Kindle Countdowns, Plumfukt, short stories, splatterpunk, trilogy, unsplatterpunk, vampires, war

Have you consumed everything Plumfukt has to offer?

Have you experienced the Human-Undead War, an epic dark fantasy trilogy which reviewers have lauded as a gory adventure that would make for an action-packed movie? It turns traditional vampire lore on its head. These ain’t your daddy’s pussy-ass, sparkly vamps . . .

Have you tasted the rancid meat of Bits ‘n’ Pieces, a collection of drabbles, shorts, and poetry that runs the gamut of horror from extreme to psychological? Modern issues are tackled without regard for your feelings in this one. Heed the warning. It’s not meant for the weak.

Have you cringed and flinched at the vivid, disgusting descriptions in Douglas J. Ogurek’s I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time, which likewise confronts realities and social issues without hesitation? One reviewer had great things to say about it, including an emphatic “blech!”

If you have yet to wander into the Plumfukt universe, your chance to grab our offerings at low, low prices is nigh. From Thursday, October 27 through Wednesday, November 2, all Plumfukt titles will be reduced to $0.99/£0.99 on your Kindle device.

Visit our Books page on our website to find both US and UK links.

This Halloween, treat yourself to some unapologetic horror!

JOIN THE WAR FOR FREE – SALE STARTS NOW!

Posted on by jondrashek in collection, dark fantasy, drabbles, ebooks, free, free ebooks, Halloween, horror, Human-Undead War, Kindle Countdowns, Plumfukt, poetry, short stories, submissions, trilogy, vampires, war

PLUMFUKT PRESS KINDLE FREEBIE AND COUNTDOWN DEALS
(US & UK)

Thursday, October 28 through Monday, November 1, 2021

We need fresh meat for the front lines.

Join the War for free. If your first vicious, gruesome battle doesn’t make you go AWOL, nab the rest of the series for under two bucks/quid.

And if all-out war against non-sparkly, brutal vampires is too tame for you, your more extreme fetishes and taboos might be best explored in BITS ‘N’ PIECES, also under a buck/quid.

THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR I: DARK INTENTIONS
*FREE*

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
–Kindle US and UK–

ALL OTHER PLUMFUKT TITLES $0.99/£0.99

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
–Kindle US and UK–

SEVEN DAYS, A FREEBIE/KINDLE COUNTDOWNS, AND . . . A SEXY ALIEN?

Posted on by jondrashek in collection, dark fantasy, drabbles, ebooks, free, free ebooks, Halloween, horror, Human-Undead War, Kindle Countdowns, Plumfukt, poetry, short stories, submissions, trilogy, vampires, war

As Halloween approaches, we’ve gotten lost in the season: the rattling leaves, deepening darkness, lengthening shadows, biting autumn winds. It’s the prime time for scary movies, hoodies, blood, guts, gore, and more.

It’s also the deadline for our novella and collection submission calls, ya fuckin’ slacker.

seven days

No, that’s not how many days you have left to live. You’ve got seven days including today to get your work polished and submitted before we close our doors and sift through the victims.

–SUBMISSION GUIDELINES–

JOIN THE WAR—FOR FREE

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
–Kindle US and UK–

The front lines are dwindling and we need fresh meat, so we’re offering DARK INTENTIONS, the first book in Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s THE HUMAN-UNDEAD WAR dark fantasy vampire trilogy, for free on Kindle US and UK from Thursday, October 28 through Monday, November 1, 2021.

No fear, horror lovers. These ain’t your daddy’s pussy-ass vampires . . .

Click the corresponding image to join the War.

OTHER KINDLE COUNTDOWN DEALS

Thursday, October 28 – Monday, November 1
–Kindle US and UK–

You can finish what you start by also grabbing the second and third books, PATRIARCH and A KINGDOM’S FALL, on Kindle Countdown Deals for 99c/p apiece for the duration of that time. Find out which race survives the War, but make sure you’ve aligned with the right side first . . .

And if seedier, grosser, more extreme short pieces are what make your gumdrop nipples harden, you can nab BITS ‘N’ PIECES for 99c/p as well. Featuring a wide array of styles, topics, and horror subgenres, it’s a great collection to cuddle up to after you’ve disposed of those rotting corpses.

Didn’t WE mention a sexy alien?

Oh, yeah. We did!

We watched the latest season of American Horror Story and, while unimpressed on many fronts, we found ourselves salivating over Angelica Ross’s portrayal of a hybrid human-alien.

That big eye, though . . . Mmm.

Just us?

Oh.

Anyway . . . Have an unsafe and evil Halloween, psychos!