Because we like you, we’re offering our titles at steep discounts to celebrate the only fucking holiday that ever matters: Halloween!
Beginning now through 11:59 p.m. CST on Monday, November 1, you can get Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s first collection of horror shorts, drabbles, and dark poetry for FREE on Kindle! Ranging from extreme horror to psychological to dark comedy, and tackling subjects from depression to racism to climate change, Bits ‘n’ Pieces is sure to leave you with a few goosebumps, boners/moistness, chills, vomit-inducing facial expressions, and things to think on. Grab it now by clicking the pic below.
In addition, all 3 of the Human-Undead War titles are just 99 cents each on Kindle for the same duration . Click the pics below and join the war, before it’s too late.
Celebrate Halloween 2020 the right way by distancing with some well-written horror and dark fantasy, ya sickos!
Our next release has fuckin’ rad artwork that we want to show off.
Behold, the cover for Bits ‘n’ Pieces by Jonathan Edward Ondrashek, with art by Kevin Enhart!
And here’s the synopsis:
24 TALES OF HORROR AND DARKNESS
A horny serial killer realizes his own shallowness when he crosses the wrong stripper. When a souped-up unique Chevy Cavalier’s owner is threatened, the car develops plans of its own. A pizza delivery driver enacts immediate payback against a cheapskate who never tips. Two young siblings learn the difference between imagined horrors and real-world terror. An author’s mind cracks and he takes his rage out on those around him.
The impact of climate change. The ramifications of a second American civil war. Greed. Depression. Racism. Revenge.
These are only a few of the tales and topics covered in Bits ’n’ Pieces, Jonathan Edward Ondrashek’s first collection of horror shorts, drabbles, and dark poetry.
Heed the obligatory warning inside. Bits ’n’ Pieces may push boundaries and is not intended for the weak.
THE BITS ’N’ PIECES * 10 previously published short stories * 2 new shorts not yet published elsewhere! * 8 brand new drabbles (stories of exactly 100 words) * 4 resurrected dark poems
Stay tuned – this bad motherfucker will be available by April 1!
Is your city locked down? Are you on paid leave from the job? Self-quarantined?
Starting to feel like we’re all plumb fucked?
Then you’ve come to the right place.
To combat cabin fever and isolation, The Human-Undead War Trilogy is FREE on Kindle Thursday 03/19 through Monday 03/23!
After wiping your ass with that stockpile of toilet paper (ya fuckin’ hoarder), sink your fangs into this epic dark fantasy/horror vampire trilogy. These vamps don’t sparkle, and COVID-19 won’t stop them from ripping your guts out.
Click the cover images to get your FREE copies now.